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		<title>Fuck Citizen Kane, where&#8217;s the Seinfeld of gaming?</title>
		<link>http://blog.jeffool.com/2010/02/26/fuck-citizen-kane-wheres-the-seinfeld-of-gaming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 22:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffool</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The game defined who I was, and what I was going to do, far before the first bit was flipped.  In the conceptual stage someone said &#8220;This is a hero&#8217;s story.  The player will save the world.&#8221;  Well, what if I don&#8217;t want to?  What if I&#8217;m tired of fixing stupid [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The game defined who I was, and what I was going to do, far before the first bit was flipped.  In the conceptual stage someone said &#8220;This is a hero&#8217;s story.  The player will save the world.&#8221;  Well, what if I don&#8217;t want to?  What if I&#8217;m tired of fixing stupid problems in your world?  Protip: I am.</p>
<p>In a <a href="http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=387821">1994 interview in the magazine Fami-Tsushin</a>, Shigeru Miyamoto talked about what he felt RPGs should be like.</p>
<blockquote><p>Miyamoto: Let’s say you tie someone completely up – even their individual fingers – and then wait a while. Then, if you start to untie the ropes one by one, they’ll of course be happy. Anyone would. The method of sticking someone in an incredibly tight situation then untightening it little by little and then saying, “There! Aren’t you happy now?” becomes very boring as soon as it becomes evident. So, instead of that, my personal theme when making RPG-like games is, “What can I do?” I don’t think creating happiness comes from starting from a negative and returning to zero. It’s starting from zero and ending at one hundred, and I try to think of ways to allow that.</p></blockquote>
<p>Stopping a meteor from crashing into the planet in Final Fantasy 7 is a return to the balance of &#8220;world-destroying meteors don&#8217;t crash into the planet all the time, and one crazy fuck doesn&#8217;t rule the Lifestream.&#8221;  GTA4 is about a return to the normality of &#8220;gangsters aren&#8217;t trying to kill you and your friends all the time.&#8221;  Heavy Rain and Alan Wake are about &#8220;putting an end to a fucked up killer/evil-force, and thus making the world safe and normal again.&#8221;  But then again, that&#8217;s almost every game.  Just look at Oblivion and it&#8217;s dreaded portals to other worlds.</p>
<p>Sure, Oblivion was fun, but it was silly.  Those Oblivion Gates stayed open FOREVER on my game, and it had no adverse affect on the world!  Some threat they turned out to be.  Why?  Because I was having far too much fun reuniting long-lost families and journeying into paintings.  Sure it&#8217;s easy to say that &#8220;Well, that&#8217;s why the side missions are there, but the Oblivion Gates are the main thrust of the game!&#8221;  Maybe in YOUR game, but absolutely not in mine.</p>
<p>My game was not the story of a nameless, faceless, world savior.  I was a budding thief imprisoned and then turned loose under bizarre circumstances he didn&#8217;t give a shit about!  What did I do with this new-found freedom?  Why, I set out to fulfill my career as a world-class thief, of course!  (And let me tell you; I did it.  I was no common thief.)</p>
<p>No, my story was not one of a world savior who was a thief, but a thief who eventually got so bored he decided to save the world.  Of course, the game never knew this, and that&#8217;s the problem with most games today.  They&#8217;re not REALLY interactive.  Not where it counts, anyway.  Not the story.</p>
<p>If you want your game to be cinematic in presentation, that&#8217;s fine.  In fact, it&#8217;s commendable.  I&#8217;m perfectly fine with &#8220;making the game experience cinematic,&#8221; as obviously the visual cues of video can be grandfathered into games.  But be aware that cinematic refers to camera technique, and how it can influence/inform the viewer.  Being cinematic does not necessitate that the story be linear, that&#8217;s just the inability of developers to do new things.  One new thing.  The one thing that really matters any more.</p>
<p>Imagine, instead, that Oblivion&#8217;s main plot was removed.  Imagine it kept count of each of those times I pick-pocketed, picked a lot, or stole.  Or the amount of time I spent doing those things.  Imagine it compared that count to my time spent on the main quest.  Imagine I agree to a mission of stealing some grand jewel for a princess, so that a prince can&#8217;t use it for dowry to marry her, but before accomplishing this, I have to save and quit the game.</p>
<p>The next time I started the game, the game could recognize that I&#8217;m a sly thief, not a quick-tempered barbarian, and we could see cut-scenes of my previous exploits with, &#8220;The notorious thief again returns to the prowl, preparing for his biggest score yet, the (grand jewel name here)!  Can he outsmart Prince X?  Will he save Princess Y by stopping her wedding?  Will he get caught, and be banned from the city Z?&#8221;  (Whereas someone who&#8217;s spent more time killing, a warrior, may instead approach the problem with a sword, prompting the game to ask &#8220;Will he kill Prince X?&#8221;)</p>
<p>And it shouldn&#8217;t just be a bunch of linear missions for the player to complete, but a gameworld with interesting characters that conflict.  A gameworld where the death of a prince matters to everyone.  A gameworld where, if I marry that princess, I become King, and people plot against me.  Or if I let the Prince marry her, they plot against him.  Most games narrowly define the player, as framed by the story.  I imagine a game that narrowly frames the story as defined by the player&#8217;s actions.  That&#8217;s the game I want to play.</p>
<p>And the rest of the games?  The ones that set up a rat maze for me to run through, that have a narrative with a beginning, middle, and end?  One that promises variance, but really just has a few branching plot elements and a little flavor text?  I&#8217;m tired of you.  Really, I am.  I&#8217;m tired of it, and if you&#8217;re not careful, I&#8217;m just going to stop playing.  Please, I&#8217;m begging you.  This is getting old.  And you pussy-footing around and dipping your toes in it won&#8217;t get the job done here.  I need a sign that you get it.</p>
<p><strong>Related thoughts that didn&#8217;t fit coherently into my final post:</strong><br />
-<em>Rockstar, let <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_Fortress">Tarn &#8220;ToadyOne&#8221; Adams</a> give tips on your next sandbox game.  In fact, give him final say.  You can create the content, and just let him give you lessons on worthwhile world building.  You don&#8217;t get it.  He does.  I&#8217;m sorry you had to find out this way.  It&#8217;ll be okay; I still love you and am interested in LA Noire.</em></p>
<p>-<em>I&#8217;m tired of fighting Bad Guy X.  If I&#8217;m to be Don Quixote in this pointless exercise, at least let me pick which windmills are important to me.  Mass Effect 2, I don&#8217;t care about disappearing human colonies so much as I do my friends, despite the fact that I play a &#8220;good guy.&#8221;</em></p>
<p>-<em>Bethesda, I&#8217;m all for your upcoming Elder Scrolls MMO&#8230;  Just don&#8217;t make it about time spent grinding.  Levels shouldn&#8217;t factor that heavily into things, nor should weaponry.  I know that&#8217;s very counter-intuitive, but, you know I&#8217;m right.  Good/creative players should win out, not the one who&#8217;s been around longer.</em></p>
<p>-<em>Fuck Citizen Kane, give me Seinfeld.  Wait.  Let me back up.  I loved Citizen Kane.  I think it still stands tall today, unburdened by all the merit lauded onto it.  And for the record, I&#8217;ve seen less than five episodes of Seinfeld.  I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s awesome, but it just never grabbed me like it did so many others.  That said, I think at this point games could probably learn more from serialized TV than film.  That &#8220;previously, on Lost,&#8221; sets up EVERYTHING.</em>  (Actually, this thought will probably be recycled&#8230;  But I&#8217;m keeping the title, as &#8220;a game about nothing, necessarily,&#8221; is pretty much what I want.)</p>
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		<title>A Return to Writing</title>
		<link>http://blog.jeffool.com/2010/01/01/a-return-to-writing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 22:55:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffool</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[They&#8217;re called &#8220;365 Projects.&#8221;  The idea is that you contribute to the project every single day, for an entire year.  Naturally, what better time to start one than on January first, right?  Right.  So a guy I know, Nathaniel, blogged a few days back (best summed up on his &#8220;tumblr,&#8221; whatever [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They&#8217;re called &#8220;365 Projects.&#8221;  The idea is that you contribute to the project every single day, for an entire year.  Naturally, what better time to start one than on January first, right?  Right.  So a guy I know, <a href="http://nerdflood.com/">Nathaniel</a>, blogged a few days back (best summed up on his &#8220;<a href="http://nathanielpayne.tumblr.com/post/308043787/ficly365-my-daily-project-for-2010">tumblr</a>,&#8221; whatever that is,) about his intention to make one contribution to <a href="http://ficly.com">Ficly</a> a day.  (Ficly being a site where you get 1024 characters to write a story, regularly a sequel or prequel to an existing story on the site.)  I can do nothing but applaud the guy; as I do on many fronts.  On top of his smarts he&#8217;s always seemed an affable gent, so I wish him well.</p>
<p>What does it have to do with me?  Good artists borrow, great artists steal.  I&#8217;m going to steal Nathaniel&#8217;s entire 365 Project, from goals of daily short stories, down to his plan to Tweet a link to each Ficly entry, with the tag &#8220;Ficly365.&#8221;  I may even make a weekly post linking to them.  Not sure yet.</p>
<p>The obvious question to anyone who knows me: Do I expect to succeed?  Well, I intended to write an entry for this blog on December 16th, having that date gone a full year without an entry.  A year ago, and still now, I intend to shore up the blog a bit design wise.  So, am I actually expecting to pull this off?  No; but that&#8217;s because I&#8217;m a realist.  Am I going to try anyway?  Absolutely; I&#8217;m also a romantic, and what cause is greater than a lost one?  I submit there is none.  Only knowing full well the result of ones actions can one launch headlong into process without a specter of doubt looming over him, and knowing failure is imminent gives me the ability to proceed into an insane task without flinching.</p>
<p>Who needs opportunity?  I want certainty, damn the outcome.</p>
<p>If you like, you can read the first entry <a href="http://ficly.com/stories/12323">here</a>.  It&#8217;s actually rather important to read <a href="http://ficly.com/stories/12204">the prequel</a> and understand what the original writer was going for, as mine was just a riff on his.</p>
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		<title>Bush Gets the Boot</title>
		<link>http://blog.jeffool.com/2008/12/15/bush-gets-the-boot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 04:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffool</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve seen this, and probably with better titles, but Bush recently dodged a shoe in a surprise appearance in Iraq.  A journalist peeled his shoes mid-press conference and chucked them at Bush.  Becoming President may instantly turn your hair white, but it definitely hasn&#8217;t hurt Bush&#8217;s cat-like reflexes:

I can only hope [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve seen this, and probably with better titles, but Bush recently dodged a shoe in a surprise appearance in Iraq.  A journalist peeled his shoes mid-press conference and chucked them at Bush.  Becoming President may instantly turn your hair white, but it definitely hasn&#8217;t hurt Bush&#8217;s cat-like reflexes:<br />
<img src="http://pictures.jeffool.com/bushshoeqte.gif" alt="Do you know where I can find some sailors?" /><br />
I can only hope this spawns a huge surge in QTE gifs.</p>
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		<title>Two quick notes:</title>
		<link>http://blog.jeffool.com/2008/12/11/two-quick-notes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:33:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffool</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.jeffool.com/?p=103</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A) Fallout 3 is indeed the shit.  If you remotely enjoyed even the ideas of Morrowind or Oblivion, or just like post apocalyptic fiction, you really owe it to yourself to play this game.  The writing is so much better here (and more vulgar, admittedly, but it fits the fucked up world it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A) <b>Fallout 3</b> is indeed the shit.  If you remotely enjoyed even the ideas of Morrowind or Oblivion, or just like post apocalyptic fiction, you really owe it to yourself to play this game.  The writing is so much better here (and more vulgar, admittedly, but it fits the fucked up world it takes place in.)</p>
<p>The Karma system makes the game a tease from hell for players like me.  I was absolutely a good guy in Oblivion, but I stole everything that wasn&#8217;t nailed down.  Everything.  I&#8217;m not even joking.  Every god damn thing.  But in this game, you lose karma.  Stealing makes me a bad guy, so, I can&#8217;t steal!  It&#8217;s horrible!  See, normally I treat Bethesda games like they&#8217;re _my_ world.  For me, they&#8217;re God games, in a sense.  I decide what&#8217;s right, and what belongs to me (everything,) but when it comes to others livelihood, I do my best to make everything great for all involved.  If you could Speechcraft the Dark Brotherhood in Oblivion to being good guys, I might&#8217;ve done those quests instead of killing them all.  But, in Fallout&#8217;s Wasteland, Bethesda reclaimed the role of judge, and I&#8217;m in their world, I cannot be the kind and just God I was in Tamriel.  Of course, I think the world is worse off, but regardless, I must abide by the rules of man.  No theft.</p>
<p>And the action?  The FPS can be difficult, but I imagine frantic shooting _would_ be difficult given that a ten foot tall green hulk looking guy is running at you.  That&#8217;s why God gave you VATS.  VATS is far better than bullet-time or any such device.  Instead of slowing everyone else down, it completely stops them while you spend &#8216;action points&#8217; to shoot your weapon at certain limbs, and it gives you a rough estimate of what a successful hit would take off.  And if you damage a certain limb enough, the enemy will drop their weapon (if an arm,) start to hobble (if a leg,) or become dazed and confused (if the head.)  Of course, continue to damage that limb, and it will gib, and they will die.</p>
<p>Of course, having played it on Xbox 360, I can&#8217;t help but think &#8220;God I wish I had a PC worth playing PC games on!&#8221;  The mods for that game will be amazing.  Period.</p>
<p>B) <b>Left 4 Dead</b>.  I&#8217;ve only played it offline, and even then just a few levels, but I was blown away.  I&#8217;m a hardcore &#8217;slow zombie only&#8217;-junkie, but damn does this game deliver.  I swear to you, the farmhouse standoff literally had my blood pumping.  After a brief juant through a corn field infested with zack (zombies,) you come up to a two-story farmhouse where you have to fend off attacking hordes of zombies while waiting for help in the form of a military transportation vehicle.</p>
<p>After much trying, I finally corralled the three AI bots to where I was hiding out; outside of a second story window on top of the porch ceiling.  Sure the zack still come, but there&#8217;s far fewer choke points for them to access you, so, it worked.  Then an AI partner shouted &#8220;There&#8217;s the truck!  I can see it!&#8221;  I turned around and saw the headlights cutting through the fog as the truck approached from a side of the building where I couldn&#8217;t see it.  They grew brighter and brighter until the truck stopped just in view.  We seemed to be at a slack point in zack, so we jumped off of the roof and ran for the truck&#8230;  And then a HUGE zombie &#8216;tank&#8217; (a Hulk looking zombie,) came out of nowhere and instantly creamed me and one of the teammates.  Out of commission, our only hope is to lie there and shoot while we wait for our teammates to come and heal us.  There I am, lying on the ground bleeding out, shooting like a madman, hoping my two teammates are able to take the Hulk&#8230;  And then another horde of zack pour out of nowhere and ravage me and my other downed teammate.  We never had a chance.</p>
<p>And then I realized my heart was thumping out of my chest.  I need to get the internet again.  And I need to get these amazing games.  Man, I need a secondary job.</p>
<p>Both of these firmly earn my approval.  (I think I&#8217;m going to have to create a logo; Jeffool&#8217;s Maharoof.)</p>
<p>Game of the year?  I honestly don&#8217;t care to pick.</p>
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		<title>TFChess</title>
		<link>http://blog.jeffool.com/2008/10/10/tfchess/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:29:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffool</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I&#8217;m not good with segues&#8230;

Players choose their class and wage war!  The VIP (King) starts on each players &#8216;fortress&#8217;, marked here:

Each player attempts to capture their opponents Fortress with their VIP.  If your VIP takes an enemy&#8217;s Fortress for three turns, you win.
If your VIP is checkmated, then he is placed back [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, I&#8217;m not good with segues&#8230;</p>
<p><img src="http://pictures.jeffool.com/chess/Jeffools TFChess Title.png" alt="Jeffool's TF Chess"></p>
<p>Players choose their class and wage war!  The VIP (King) starts on each players &#8216;fortress&#8217;, marked here:<br />
<img src="http://pictures.jeffool.com/chess/TFChess Fortresses.png"><br />
Each player attempts to capture their opponents Fortress with their VIP.  If your VIP takes an enemy&#8217;s Fortress for three turns, you win.</p>
<p>If your VIP is checkmated, then he is placed back on your fortress (or the nearest open square of the taken VIP&#8217;s choice.)</p>
<p>If a VIP is checkmated by a VIP while on his Fortress, he loses.</p>
<p>Choose any of the classes to begin, and set up your side appropriately!<br />
<b>Demoman</b><br />
<img src="http://pictures.jeffool.com/chess/TFChess Demo Array.png"><br />
<b>Engineer</b><br />
<img src="http://pictures.jeffool.com/chess/TFChess Engineer Array.png"><br />
<b>Medic</b><br />
<img src="http://pictures.jeffool.com/chess/TFChess Medic Array.png"><br />
<b>Pyro</b><br />
<img src="http://pictures.jeffool.com/chess/TFChess Pyro Array.png"><br />
<b>Sniper</b><br />
<img src="http://pictures.jeffool.com/chess/TFChess Sniper Array.png"><br />
<b>Soldier</b><br />
<img src="http://pictures.jeffool.com/chess/TFChess Soldier Array.png"><br />
<b>Scout</b><br />
<img src="http://pictures.jeffool.com/chess/TFChess Scout Array.png"><br />
<b>Spy</b><br />
<img src="http://pictures.jeffool.com/chess/TFChess Spy Array.png"></p>
<p>And that&#8217;s not all!  The Scout and Spy have some &#8217;special abilities&#8217;!</p>
<p><b>Scout</b><br />
The Scout can move any two pawns forward one space (or diagonally to attack) in the same turn by audibly shouting &#8220;Bonk!&#8221;  If the players are not playing in real time, Vent, Skype, or some other method of audibly getting the point across is required.  If the opposing player doesn&#8217;t have speakers or headphones, the Scout is screwed.</p>
<p><b>Spy</b><br />
The Spy starts with the exact same setup as the Soldier, but has a very special ability.  At any time the Spy can reveal that any of his pawns is in actuality the &#8216;VIP&#8217;!  If this is done when the VIP is attacked, the attacking piece is killed!  When the VIP is revealed, the VIP and pawn must switch places to reveal their true nature.</p>
<p>More special abilities to come in future expansions!  :D</p>
<p>Hrm.  Wonder if I could find an online chess engine that lets players define rules&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Jeff Freeman is dead.</title>
		<link>http://blog.jeffool.com/2008/10/05/jeff-freeman-is-dead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 08:56:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffool</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been on vacation this passed week; away from the internet too.  I checked in the other day to find out that Jeff Freeman was dead.  He committed suicide, actually, back on September twenty-fourth.  And I&#8217;ve no doubt that everyone who reads this knows (or doesn&#8217;t care,) but I just wanted to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been on vacation this passed week; away from the internet too.  I checked in the other day to find out that Jeff Freeman was dead.  He committed suicide, actually, back on September twenty-fourth.  And I&#8217;ve no doubt that everyone who reads this knows (or doesn&#8217;t care,) but I just wanted to write some stuff out.  Jeff Freeman was a game designer &#8220;who some of you may remember as the lead designer behind the hugely unpopular changes in the Star Wars MMO,&#8221; as the news stories go, but why stop there?  Refering to him as that seems odd to me.  I didn&#8217;t know the man. To avoid confusion let me repeat: I did not know him. At least not in the sense that you &#8216;know&#8217; anyone you consider yourself &#8216;knowing&#8217;.  I read his blog.  He (apparently) read mine (he commented on separate occasions,) and we exchanged emails a few times over the years.</p>
<p>(It&#8217;s important to note that his brother posted this on the net, and said that his suicide had nothing to do with his work, and was apparently in relation to personal problems.)</p>
<p>Working in journalism, I understand the need to frame information in a way that allows people to understand why they should care, but I much rather would&#8217;ve had news stories refer to him in ways that people didn&#8217;t know as well.  Take the moment to read his blog a bit and realize that he had a great sense of humor.  Mention that he was a parent who lampooned irresponsible parents (<a href="http://cathodetan.blogspot.com/2005/07/jeff-freeman-soe-developer-parent.html">here</a>, &#8220;I can&#8217;t stop my little children from playing 37 hours a week of Baby-Killer 3, because I don&#8217;t understand this little letter on the box it came in!&#8221;) or even an Army Reservist.</p>
<p>Of course, <a href="http://mythicalblog.com">his blog</a> immediately got comments with people saying they hoped he burned in hell, largely because of the Star Wars thing.  Thus goes gamerdom&#8230;  A bunch of assholes.  The additional shame there is that it&#8217;s not like he ever got to make the game he wanted to make.  He was just a guy with a job.</p>
<p>Of course the irony is painful; he really came across as the kinda guy most gamers would have absolutely loved.  Just read <a href="http://olebaldangusthemonk.blogspot.com/2008/09/witty-title-number-blah-blah-blah.html">this</a>, written by a guy who actually DID know him.  Chances are you&#8217;ll say &#8220;Damn, I wish I had a chance to know that guy.&#8221;  That&#8217;s what I&#8217;m saying right now.  If he&#8217;s going to be remembered as something to do with games, then why can&#8217;t he be &#8220;the guy who solved server over-population problems with a simple blog post:&#8221; <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20050323233508/http://mythical.blogspot.com/">http://web.archive.org/web/20050323233508/http://mythical.blogspot.com/</a> (You&#8217;ll have to highlight that first post. For some reason the Internet Archive fucked up the color.)  Or the guy who said (something to the effect of) &#8220;To have a good MMO, you have to start with a world that would be interesting even without players.&#8221;  Why can&#8217;t he be a guy who knew that better things were possible and fought that on the front lines?</p>
<p>Man, gamers are assholes.</p>
<p>Bah. Well, here&#8217;s his blog: http://mythicalblog.com/.  I&#8217;m going to see if I can find some nuggets of wisdom left behind.  Y&#8217;know, I recall him saying something along the lines of &#8220;you guys are tired of me talking about my game ideas all the time&#8221; once, but I can&#8217;t find it.  I completely disagreed with that statement.</p>
<p>Some highlights from the past few weeks of Jeff Freeman&#8217;s blog:<br />
<a href="http://mythicalblog.com/index.php/blogging/my-policy-on-torture">Freeman Fights Torture</a><br />
<a href="http://mythicalblog.com/index.php/blogging/retention-storytelling-and-television">Freeman on (the lack of) Storytelling and Story Arcs in MMOs when compared to serial TV</a><br />
<a href="http://mythicalblog.com/index.php/quickpost/i-dont-think-thats-what-banning-means">Freeman on &#8216;banning&#8217; players.</a><br />
<a href="http://mythicalblog.com/index.php/blogging/i-take-it-back-i-take-it-all-back">On Journalism, Entertainment Journalism, and Game Journalism</a></p>
<p>Heh, looking at it, he was quite the aggregator of quality media, too.  Man, I&#8217;m going to regret not buying that buy a beer.</p>
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		<title>Why is MK fighting DC?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:30:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffool</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Or, Mortal Kombat : 1-3, apathy : every other game of the series)
Everyone scratched their heads when the game Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe was announced.  Everyone thought it was pretty dumb.  The question I&#8217;m asking, and hopefully answering, is &#8216;why&#8217;?  Why did we all, myself included, look at this idea, and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(Or, Mortal Kombat : 1-3, apathy : every other game of the series)</p>
<p>Everyone scratched their heads when the game Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe was announced.  Everyone thought it was pretty dumb.  The question I&#8217;m asking, and hopefully answering, is &#8216;why&#8217;?  Why did we all, myself included, look at this idea, and just turn away?  When you think to ask the question, I think it&#8217;s pretty obvious, and I don&#8217;t mean &#8220;the notion of these properties crossing over is dumb,&#8221; we&#8217;ve all overlooked far stupider things in games and loved them beyond belief.</p>
<p>What I&#8217;m talking about is two places where the Mortal Kombat series fell apart for me.  Fighting(MK5) and story(MK4.)  &#8220;Worried about the story in a fighting game?!  That&#8217;s insane!&#8221;  Yeah, I know.  I&#8217;m not trying to say that it was Dostoevsky or anything, I&#8217;m just saying that it &#8216;worked&#8217;.  But let me tackle the fighting first.</p>
<p>MK5 (Deadly Alliance) was the first to give each fighter a completely different movelist.  Prior to this, everyone&#8217;s punches was the same, everyone&#8217;s kicks were the same, and everyone&#8217;s movement speeds and jumping were exactly. the. same.  This was wonderful.</p>
<p>In a typical fighting game some characters are drastically overpowered, some are inherently flawed when used against other certain characters, and some are perfectly balanced.  Imagine a chess game where each player has a completely random set-up, some have rooks on the front row, some have their king there, sometimes your king is directly across from an opponent&#8217;s rook/queen and it&#8217;s almost impossible for you to win, and sometimes?  Sometimes you start with three queens.  It all depends on both who you choose, and wh you&#8217;re fighting.  That&#8217;s a normal fighting game.</p>
<p>Mortal Kombat 1-4 took a far different approach that was much closer to traditional chess.  All of the characters had a first row of pawns, for one.  That&#8217;s to say that all of the non-special moves were exactly the same.  On the back row, however, you start with (roughly) similar layouts, but with changes in location.  Sure, the ocassional character is a little stronger or weaker than the rest, but it&#8217;s not so insanely disproportionate as the previous system, and it&#8217;s usually far more obvious due to lack of complexity.</p>
<p>So, yeah, it was limited, but it was, to me, far more fun.</p>
<p>The story?  Well, it just seemed to grow more and more disparate and whimsical.</p>
<p>Typically in fighting games &#8217;stories&#8217; are only a combination of context and character biographies/endings.  (I&#8217;m not saying that they can&#8217;t be better, but this is all gamers require to consider a fighter to &#8216;have a story,&#8217; is all I mean.)  Imagine a series of threads, a few overlapping in places, but conjoining into a common weave for the game&#8217;s duration, and then fraying out again with each thread being each character&#8217;s ending.  That&#8217;s how the minimum writing in fighting games usually works.</p>
<p>For sequels the developer traditionally picks one of the ending threads, decides it&#8217;s the &#8216;correct&#8217; one and fashions a new story.  This means they have to bridge the initial threads of returning characters (often including elements of those characters ending threads, chosen one or not,) AND tie in new threads introduced in new characters.  Then of course they also have to create new ending threads for all of the characters.  The fact that each character has his own thread that weaves throughout the game series opens the possibility for mind-numbing over-complexity, and bet your ass that Midway took this chance to wreak havoc with the MK world.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m used to reading comics, so when a character that&#8217;s existed for forty years says that he got his powers ten years ago, despite the fact that I&#8217;ve read his book for ten years, it doesn&#8217;t bother me a bit.  I &#8216;get it&#8217;.  But why the fuck is Noob Saibot really Sub-Zero I?  Why bother killing him off and creating Sub-Zero II at all if he&#8217;s going to effectively be the same guy?  Why go from a kumite in MK1 to an inter-dimensional war in MK3 if all the gods that held the kumite were in on it to begin with?  Just declare war from the get-go.</p>
<p>I understand that the large array of characters was, hell, IS a draw, but seriously, wtf.  It&#8217;s not like DC comics started out with the intent to become so convoluted as to require Infinite Crisis (much less Final Crises.)  But MK seems hellbent on taking minimal requirements for storytelling and making me shake my head and just walk away in disgust.  In ending, they really just need to reboot the series.</p>
<p>*In <a href="http://www.brettdouville.com/">Brett&#8217;s Footnotes</a> fashion let me note that I fully plan to give more thought to a class-based chess game now.  Also, sorry, I lied, this wasn&#8217;t about MMOs, but I do have a notion swirling around in el cabesa, it&#8217;s just not coming out yet.</p>
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		<title>Last Time, Honest.</title>
		<link>http://blog.jeffool.com/2008/09/04/last-time-honest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffool</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last time I&#8217;ll mention the piracy thing (for the forseable future.)
EA, of all people, has absolutely no excuse for not having their own digital delivery system up and running.  Shit, that medium-sized developers aren&#8217;t doing this themselves is a fucking travesty as far as I&#8217;m concerned.  Valve&#8217;s given everyone the ability to make [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last time I&#8217;ll mention the piracy thing (for the forseable future.)</p>
<p>EA, of <b>all</b> people, has absolutely no excuse for not having their own digital delivery system up and running.  Shit, that medium-sized developers aren&#8217;t doing this themselves is a fucking travesty as far as I&#8217;m concerned.  Valve&#8217;s given everyone the ability to <a href="http://www.gamedev.net/community/forums/topic.asp?topic_id=481039">make their own Steam</a>, if you&#8217;ll recall.  It&#8217;d just take an extra guy to get it up and running, I&#8217;d imagine.</p>
<p>Often retailers (and even renters,) will break street dates.  When this happens, retailers who haven&#8217;t broken the date contact the publisher, and say &#8220;So and so broke the date.  Check it, because we&#8217;re going to as well.  We can&#8217;t afford to lose all of our sales to them, because their math says they&#8217;ll come out ahead by breaking the rules.&#8221;  The distributer/publisher then checks to confirm the story, and if this is true, they give the okay for everyone else to break the date as well (and often punish the initial violator.)</p>
<p>I just can&#8217;t be convinced that EA can&#8217;t publish games online.  They&#8217;re a publisher.  It&#8217;s what they&#8217;re supposed to do.  What am I missing here?  Hell, Microsoft and Sony should be doing this.  The moment the &#8216;download date&#8217; was proven broken, EA should have had Spore online on their EA Shop for everyone everywhere to download.  That headline would&#8217;ve dwarfed the news about the cracked version available online.  &#8220;Why bother pirating it,&#8221; gamers would ask &#8220;when I&#8217;ll probably end up buying it anyway?  Go ahead and save the re-download time by buying it the first time, <i>and</i> have my friends already in my gamer list for auto-downloadig of their creatures.&#8221;  Besides, I&#8217;m betting Valve games have a much lower rate of piracy than most PC games, and gamers are (by far and large) okay with Steam, now that the kinks have been worked out for a few years.  And I&#8217;ve heared nothing but good things about Direct2Drive.  Though, honestly, developers should be doing this for themselves.</p>
<p>I just can&#8217;t feel overly sorry for a developer getting hurt by a publisher forcing them to put anti-piracy tools in their game.  It&#8217;s the bed of their own making, really.  Last post I mentioned gamers downloading shareware off of BBS&#8217;; the original digital distribution.  Well, it&#8217;s 2008 and developer distribution has never been easier (now bedroom coders don&#8217;t even have to physically mail disks to users.)  Refusal to make self-publishing a priority, or even demanding the power in the developer-publisher relationship, gets developers treated like the lesser in the relationship, and that&#8217;s just a lessong they need to learn.  I mean, Valve?  They get it.  If another developer can&#8217;t prioritize their publishing deals, then let them falter, and let them fail.</p>
<p>Though, the first person to use Steamworks to create an online publisher?  That person will make some serious money.</p>
<p>Okay, done with that topic for the foreseeable future, enough armchair-CEOing over Riccitelo.  Next up?  MMO payment plans!  Yay!</p>
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		<title>Piracy Wins. &#8230;  Again.</title>
		<link>http://blog.jeffool.com/2008/09/04/piracy-wins-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:14:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffool</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, days before Spore hit store shelves, with its controversial DRM, it&#8217;s been cracked.  Whoops.
To continue to harp on a previous point of mine, the Games Industry needs to figure out how to better commodify their art (that being &#8216;interaction&#8217;.)  Gamers, moreso than any other group of media consumers, are technologically savvy.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, days before Spore hit store shelves, with its <a href="http://www.evilavatar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=60942">controversial DRM</a>, it&#8217;s been <a href="http://www.evilavatar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=62850">cracked</a>.  Whoops.</p>
<p>To continue to harp on a previous point of mine, the Games Industry needs to figure out how to better commodify their art (that being &#8216;interaction&#8217;.)  Gamers, moreso than any other group of media consumers, are technologically savvy.  TV, film, music&#8230;  Every other group&#8217;s lower savvy presents, relatively, a higher collective barrier for its consumers to partake in piracy and the likes.  Gamers?  We STARTED this shit by downloading shareware off of BBS&#8217;.  Torrents are as easy as a TV remote, p2p is laughable, and even newsgroups are child&#8217;s play, to be honest.  If you want to stop gamers from pirating your product, then you have to figure out a way to make games impiratable, (yes, I just created a word (at least in the English language.))  Good luck with that.</p>
<p>On the other hand, consider how many gamers have heard about Spore&#8217;s DRM and will now say &#8220;Eh, I&#8217;ll just pirate it.&#8221;  I mean, the online component of downloading animals can be &#8216;gotten around&#8217; by just downloading the thumbnails of pals&#8217; creations anyway.  It&#8217;s silly, how developers insist on shooting themselves in the foot like this.</p>
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		<title>The World Post Piracy</title>
		<link>http://blog.jeffool.com/2008/08/18/the-world-post-piracy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 05:07:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeffool</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Or, my missive into the future of media, and the elimination of piracy.)
Recently indy dev Cliffski asked pirates why they refused to pay for games.  This was his conclusion.
Thankfully he realized the problem with DRM; it only has to be cracked once, and then it&#8217;s pointless and only serves to bug legitimate users, so [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(Or, my missive into the future of media, and the elimination of piracy.)</p>
<p>Recently indy dev <a href="http://positech.co.uk/cliffsblog/">Cliffski</a> asked pirates why they refused to pay for games.  <a href="http://www.positech.co.uk/talkingtopirates.html">This was his conclusion</a>.</p>
<p>Thankfully he realized the problem with DRM; it only has to be cracked once, and then it&#8217;s pointless and only serves to bug legitimate users, so he&#8217;s dropping it.  He also lowered some prices of his games to boot, so, win for consumers! (And hopefully this will help his longterm sales, and not just the short term because of the notoriety gained.)</p>
<p>But there&#8217;s an even bigger picture to look at, so let&#8217;s do that.  Allow me to become a bit of a futurist here and share with you how I could see things happening&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>Pirates win, content owners fail.</strong><br />
First, pirates win while content developers lose.  That&#8217;s not hard to figure out, really.  In fact, it&#8217;s starting right now as piracy becomes more and more rampant*.  Content developers are realizing they can&#8217;t sue everyone and are creating better websites like <a href="http://www.hulu.com">Hulu</a> to keep people from downloading and keeping them from making <em>any</em> money.  To be frank, I firmly believe that eventually people will take the attitude that &#8220;bits should be copied freely,&#8221; and industries will soon scramble to find new ways to ensure they stay on top.  They&#8217;ll fail.  I expect them to go to commercial-driven content, but that&#8217;ll just piss people off when they can stream it for free from illegal sites* that will probably be far more user-friendly anyway, and media companies will be relegated to sideshow status at best.</p>
<p><strong>Amateurs win, while professionals flounder.</strong><br />
Much like we&#8217;re seeing the beginnings of now, as Big Media struggles to find its place, actual artists (who are savvy) will thrive like never before.  Musicians will spread their music freely, and sell out concerts with ease.  They&#8217;ll sell audio recordings of the concert you just witnessed for cheap, and the bigger bands will even be able to sell you videos of the concert as you leave the venue.  If you read this, you probably already know names like &#8220;<a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/">Penny Arcade</a>,&#8221; and &#8220;J<a href="http://www.jonathancoulton.com/">onathan Coulton</a>,&#8221; but note that even <a href="http://www.nin.com">Trent Reznor</a> is giving away his music now.  If Big Media can&#8217;t make this method work for them, expect to see &#8216;amateurs&#8217; operate at the same level, if not bigger than &#8216;traditional&#8217; artists.</p>
<p><strong>New professionals win, consumers win.</strong><br />
Those artists, the indie ones?  If &#8217;success&#8217; is as easy as &#8216;making a living at your art,&#8217; then let&#8217;s hope it becomes the norm.  (Cross your fingers.)  And here we come to the root of exactly how future media could work.  Everyone will get the digital files for free.  Any person can download and publish any movie, song, art, game, etc. at any time.  (A definite win for consumers in my book.)  Sure, donations are great, but musicians/performers/actors can charge for life performances (yes, I&#8217;m predicting a resurgence of live theatre,) and traditional artists could sell their canvases/sculptures/works.  In fact, anyone can sell physical products, just look at the approach of <a href="http://www.pennyarcademerch.com/">some</a> of <a href="http://www.merch.com/nineinchnails/">these</a> <a href="http://www.jonathancoulton.com/store/">artists</a>.  But, what would be the meat and potatoes of games?</p>
<p><strong>Games.</strong><br />
If games follow suit, then what will games offer that will keep them viable in the eye of gamers?  What is the true essence of &#8216;art&#8217; in games that makes it a notable difference from all other arts?  Interaction.  Gamers will be charged subscriptions to play in a world of premier dungeon masters.  With all games made of open source, bare bones tech, Game Runners will create an experience that will build up their reputations amongst gamers as good, bad, dense, or grandiose.  Just like musicians and directors have their own styles, so will Game Runners.</p>
<p>Yeah, this is the only way to get rid of pirates&#8230;  Leave nothing for them to pirate.</p>
<p>*More people are born with piracy being the norm, bandwidth rises, latency falls, and advanced processing allows for greater compression.  Given these things, in our lifetimes I expect we&#8217;ll see very high quality games streamed with relatively little caching (and of course high quality video/audio streamed with no problem.)</p>
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